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A local Baptist pastor baked her 11 month old baby in a hot car while she attended a 3 hour Sunday service.

Note to Christians: babies really do feel pain 11 months after birth.

Here's their puff piece on the website of the Florida Baptist Convention. Suggested correction: they are the parents of three two young children. Bulaine baked her 11 month old daughter to death in a car recently, while attending a 3 hour service. She's been charged with aggravated manslaughter.

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