Revival can't be revived.
It's a measure of the divisiveness and unpopularity of Christianity in contemporary American life that the Washington Post, breathlessly and uncritically covering the current 'revival' -- or in other words, eruption of fanaticism -- in progress at Asbury College, KY, will not allow comments. Because they know what the comments would be like. Fortunately, Transmillenial is here to tell you what is actually happened. Jeebus : Yow! I am back. Three weeks on the slopes in Co-lo-rad-oh! So psyched! Man I needed that, after that annual celebration of my fake birth! Holy Ghost : You were at the edibles again, weren't you? Jeebus : At them? My dude, I devoured them. By the ton. The entire state is experiencing a short-ahge. I hear people eating communion wafers are getting the munchies! Anything happen since I left? Holy Ghost: : Old man was grumpy, so he killed 40,000 people in Turkey and Syria. Oh yeah, and they want you at the revival, in Kentucky. You owe me.